I haven't had a chance to blog as much as I've wanted to but with school,
family, my boyfriend, & work (oh who am I kidding, I haven't landed a gig
in almost two weeks?!) it's definitely been a challenge but here I am so let's
get this show on the road!
So the topic at hand... the 2010 Golden Globes, of course! Was it me or did it feel
like all these celebrities were attending an overpriced prom? All these bright
colors solidifies the change that was desperately needed but I guess what really
set me off was the shapes or lack of. Okay let's get to the good, the eh!, the bad,
the tacky, & the ugly.
THE GOOD
Drew Barrymore did it right! She looked worthy of a Golden Globe
winner. The dress, the hair, the make-up... BRAVO!
Halle Berry's dress said, "screw the Golden Globes I have an Oscar!" It was sexy meets classy something obviously Mariah Carey has NEVER heard of.
Kate Winslet looked like a movie star in that dress but it looks similar to the red dress that she wore to the Oscars but it still works & if it's not broke don't fix it, are you reading this Nicole Kidman (I'll get to you in a minute)?
Heidi Klum looked good but let's face it she always looks good.
Geez, Heidi give the rest of us a chance you spotlight hogger! ;-)
Gabourey Sidibe aka Precious made my good list because girlfriend would not stop smiling
& her confidence shined through. You go girl!
Kristin Bell looked FAB! She's starting to grow on me.
Felicity Huffman looked like the hot mama that she is. There ain't nothing desperate about her.
Christina Hendrix was va va voom last night! Not only was her dress beautiful but those red locks sealed the deal. LOVED IT!!
Christina Aguilera looked gorgeous & always looks like she just stepped out of the 40's in a good way.Britney take notes! And then there's Cher... enough said.
Ana Pacquin aka Sookie looked great in her dress but I was kind of distracted by Stephen Moyer (whom I love) because lately in his pictures he comes out as if one of the paparazzi's busted out a joke. What's so funny?
THE EH!
Oh Fergie I can't help but feel bad for you. Could it be any more obvious
that she's wearing a girdle? Poor girl looks like she can barely breathe!
Diane Kruger didn't look good but I wouldn't go as far as to say she looked bad. She took a chance & it didn't really pay off but at least she didn't chicken out & wear a simple black dress.
Kate Hudson's dress from afar looks decent but when you see it up close you have to wonder why she wore this dress.
THE BAD
Chloe Sevigny's dress was exactly what I was talking about when I questioned shape earlier & will someone please tell her that that "sexy" stare she tries to pull of falls short?
Zoe Saldana would have looked better in her Avatar costume than in this mess.
Hate the color hate the material hate it, hate, hate it! Shame on you Sandra Bullock.
I loved Lauren Graham in the Gilmore Girls. Any one that witty & sarcastic can do no wrong in my book unless you wear THIS dress. See what I mean about my prom comment?
THE TACKY
Does it surprise any one that Mariah Carey was the only one to make my tacky list? Gosh, she is the definition of an attention whore. Yes, you have tits. We get it. No... seriously Mariah, we get it! What I dont get is why she would flaunt them, well let's face it any one would flaunt accessories that expensive, if they're the main reason she always looks heavy set.
THE UGLY
I'm not going to lie I had to look up Elisabetta Canalis's name. Who? Exactly! Apperently, she's screwing George Clooney but moving along not only do I hate her dress, it looks like it was made by the worst of the contenders of Project Runway, but she's a cautionary tale as to why you should NEVER get a tattoo on your arms, cough Pamela Anderson!
The Joker's choice of dress was very blah & by blah I mean ugly. This just in, the identity has been confirmed to be Cameron Diaz not The Joker, our apologies but seriously with a smile like that it should be against the law to wear red lipstick.
Nicole Kidman, sigh, where should I start? This dress gives me enough material to keep me busy blogging all week. First off, if Angelina Jolie can't pull off the nude dress NK definitely can't! She might as well put on a potato sack & call it a day & her make up has been questionable for a while now. If she's trying to distract us from her botox it's working!!
Everyone knows I hate Rita Wilson because that skank stole my man from me!!! Tom if you're reading this, I love you! Anywho, man or no man, this dress is ugly, I mean did she use her windows drapes?
After getting over Julia Robert's scary over the top smile I was able to focus on her hideous dress. Black+Plain= ugly dress & not to mention underdressed but she's Julia Roberts everybody she's above all of us & doesn't follow the norm.
For some reason every time I think of Julianne Moore I think of Boogie Nights, eww shaking it off, this dress looks cheap & the shoes don't match with that dress but to her credit no shoes on earth could make that dress work.
So I just made another list. The Black list. Obviously, these ladies didn't get the memo that colors would be in this year & if you're taking a different route you have to stand out but most of them just faded in the background.
Courtney Cox looked nice but she could have looked better & she will always have my respect for being the few actresses to admit she used botox...... Nicole Kidman your thoughts on the topic?
Jennifer Aniston's dress was literally a few inches away from making it to my tacky list. It was so...so... what's the word I'm looking for? Mediocre? I don't know but it certainly didn't help that her hair was down... AGAIN... but it was messy & not in the sexy kind of way & I'm willing to bet that they spent hours on it & her toes looked weird in those shoes.
Penelope Cruz's dress fell flat dead speaking of, it reminds me of a dress you take to a wake. Okay, that was a bit harsh.
I think Lea Michele told her stylist, "I want a dress that looks like a wedding gown but in black" & voila!
January Jones was the only one that sort of stood out in her black dress partly because she has never heard of sun & has the whitest complexion ever. So why is she on this list you may ask? Anybody name after a month get's put on this list. Sorry, I don't make the rules I just abide by them.
I love how they all wore the pin for Haiti as if that showed that they were thinking about the disaster. They might as well have pointed at it & yelled, "see I care & am totally thinking about Haiti!" You know who didn't wear one? Sandra Bullock. Instead she busted out a check with a lot of zeros, six to be exact.
I guess most of them thought it would be cheaper to wear the pin. I'm not going to lie, in my opinion,
fashionably speaking it was a mess and now I understand why they always tend to wear dull colors in these kind of award ceremonies. And where was the bling? Or do they save that for the Oscars? Oh well, but one thing I'm sure of is that I'm not the only one looking for a job this morning.
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